The Best Is Yet to Come

Donald Trump was “not happy” with Kimberly Guilfoyle. So she resigned from “the honor of a lifetime” as ambassador to Greece.

Guilfoyle surely thinks she deserves better. She’d prostrated herself for the Trumps, literally and figuratively, and became the brunt of ridicule at the 2020 GOP convention when she maniacally screamed from the dais that “the best is yet to come.”  

Maybe, but not for her.

The Wall Street Journal reported that Guilfoyle, a former prosecutor, left an incriminating paper trail, including asking a Trump donor to pay off her $100k AmEx bill in exchange for giving him access to the White House. The State Department inspector general is said to be investigating.

The former Fox News personality came about her diplomatic appointment as a golden parachute, a “win-win” after Don Jr. dumped her in 2024 with merely an engagement ring. Daddy Trump dispatched his never-to-be daughter-in-law across the ocean to the Cradle of Democracy, out of his sight, and apparently out of her mind.

In May of this year, DJT Jr. poured salt water onto Guilfoyle’s searing humiliation by marrying Bettina Anderson on a private Bahamian island (you know, with a Russian oligarch footing the tab).

Guilfoyle must have wondered, don’t I get a sugar daddy too?

Little doubt, she’s signed away with NDAs her right to tell-all. But no matter, with the IG looking at her grift, she’ll be prostrate again, begging for a presidential pardon.

Indeed, Guilfoyle is on script: “While my time as Ambassador may be coming to an end, my commitment to President Trump, the America First movement, and the country I love will never end.”

But dang, Kristi Noem got to be the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, whatever that is, after she rained down bad press on Trump as Homeland Security secretary. Kimberly Guilfoyle has earned at least a comparable sinecure.